Mr. Asstrology was the accidental start to my writing career. Well this, and a standup routine I did in a South Korean karaoke bar at two in the morning. I started writing spoof horoscopes to spice up a few of the newspapers I ran in Canada. Hippies were outraged, readership soared, and Mr. Asstrology was stuck writing twelve jokes a day, everyday, for two years. (see examples below)

Mr. Asstrology is still going strong. If you'd like a little pick me up, or a slap in the face, sign up below to have his worthless words of wisdom emailed to you daily, Monday - Friday.